Mediocre Paladin: by Ian Redditt
"Mediocre Paladin, he's mediocre Paladin and you'll find he neither fights the best, fights the worst, he's that zany mediooooocrrrrrre....Paladinnnnnnn!"
(To the tune of Stuck In The Middle With You)
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that I suck in this fight,
I'm not scared because I’m immune to fear,
But so are you, so tell me why am I here
Bears to the left of me,
Warlocks to the right, here I am,
Stuck being ranked number 2.
Yes I'm stuck being ranked number 2,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
I can’t even keep a smile off my face,
As a dark loner I’m a total disgrace,
Finn to the left of me,
Winged chick to the right, Here I am,
Stuck being ranked number 2.
Well I started out with evil,
And I’m proud that I switched to pal-a-din,
Now my friends, they all come crawlin,
So I slap them and I say,
Heeeeeal.... Heeeeeal.....
Trying to make some use of my feats,
But I can see that only leads to defeats,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think I can Will save no more
Demons to the left of me,
Beholders to the right, Here I am,
Stuck being ranked number 2.
Well I started out with fighter,
And I’m proud that I weapon specialized,
But my friends, they all go racing,
To be first to kill all the,
Enemiiiiiieeees.... Enemiiiiiieeees.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that I do nothing right,
I bravely charge at every enemy there,
But as a fighter I am just the groups spare,
More HP to the left of me,
More damage to the right, here I am,
Stuck being ranked number 2,
Yes I'm stuck being ranked number 2
Stuck being ranked number 2…..
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